I just looked outside to check the patriarchy and apparently it’s reigning men
listening to straight people complain about not being able to find someone to date
Ding, Dong! the Lich is dead! Which old Lich? The Wicked Lich!
Isnt it amazing how beautiful people are. Like just look at anyone and study them and their features and how their lips tort and eyes glisten and how their hair falls or sticks or lays. How their eyebrows flex and the way their arms fold, how expressive their hands are. The way their body moves and how their chest rises and falls so subtley with their pulse. People are beautiful even if we dont find them attractive. The fact that they’re a living being is unbelievably magnificent.
yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
in the not-quite two weeks since the start of this semester, there’s been a redneck gang gunfight resulting in a death, a power plant explosion resulting in rolling blackouts throughout campus, and a near-campus bar brawl resulting in the death of a freshman.
can i get a hail southern
When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.
and before anyone says anything about selfies- those are controlled photos.
people complain about auto correct but it’s helpful 99% of the titties